Photo
markgomez09:

Jeezus

markgomez09:

Jeezus

(Source: leilanifox)

Photo
Text

7ns:

lookin at the booty like
image

(via ruinedchildhood)

Video

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

(via ruinedchildhood)

Text

kinkydonuts:

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

No, I studied Asstronomy

(via queen-of-quiet-queefs)

Text

I swore to protect my mother and sisters. I keep failing

Photo
Photoset

latenightseth:

TONIGHT: Kenan Thompson explains why he’s such an amazing ice skater.

Photo
mondoboss:

spoonerismz:

Now this is what a monster movie is supposed to look like

WHOA.

mondoboss:

spoonerismz:

Now this is what a monster movie is supposed to look like

WHOA.

(Source: starestream, via the-theatrical-geek)

Video

(Source: ruinedchildhood)